three headed monkey: the complete discography & other crap
+++ lyrics and mp3s + biography + visuals + testimonials + contact +++

"It was so catchy, I was singing it for a day." - Andy Weeks of Weekstown, NJ

"They hurt my head." - Darla Sawler

"3HM is better by comparison to Thrice. Honestly." - Issac Kuhlmann

"it doesn't even take a grain of intellect to play something that sounds like a guy being raped by a lawn mower. Wow, maybe it does. I don't think I could make that sound." - Issac Kuhlmann

"The lawnmower quit working and is now replaced by that annoying hum that comes from behind your refrigerator. Only now it seems that there is a cat being burned to death on the hot coils. That shit is terrible." - Issac Kuhlmann

"Thanks for wasting my time with this assface." - CJ Frederick

"i'll punch you in the face. and i now officially hate whoever's song that is. i'll fucking kill them, then i'll jerk off in the eye of their dead body and take a shit on them." - Dylan Schenker

"Ack! That was horrible!" - Chadamir

+++ the cardboard box mansion + mystery pics + forum +++
anti-copyright 2003.