Band
Picture if you would two kids drenched in obscure pop culture references. Corrupted by society's false sense of morality and driven to the brink of utter madness. It was a time when the world wide web lived in a CardBoard Box Mansion, a website run by Jonas and inspired by the madness of Babblin' Joe's mind. Jonas was infatuated with the show Making the Band. In an effort to make content for the generic e/n site, Jonas proposed we make our own band. A fake band if you will. Babblin' Joe being fond of the Monkey Island series of games immediately proposed the name Three Headed Monkey. Thus the band was formed. Three Headed Monkey, or 3HM for short formed around April of 2000. (hey, so that graphic on top is a big lie, isn't it?) 3HM for quite some time was a fake band and did not record many songs, though much was written down. They put up some mp3s on mp3.com. Babblin' joe and Jonas being message board junkies spammed their local board hangouts to get people to listen to their terrible music and had a moderate amount of success with a series of hit singles. Hits such as "I like Coke", "5 Second Stare", and "Omni-Tek is Your Friend" helped to catapult them to success. In September of 2001, 3HM moved up to garage band status and began to jam in Joe's garage and actually practice and write more songs. Now with the hit of their latest song "Army of Hot Dogs" the future looks bright for this garage band. They soon hope to perform at some show and help the audience lose part of their hearing. Amazing what two idiots can do with a 20 cent guitar from ebay and keyboard.
Babblin' Joe
A resourceful homeless bum made famous locally for his prestigious house. The envy of the alleyways, the CardBoard Box Mansion. Made by stealing boxes from big screen TVs from behind the wiz, Joe managed to make a house the envy of every homeless person out there. He lives in an alleyway behind burger king and eats out of the dumpster for free. Babblin' Joe is a wandering philosopher, a renaissance man, one 1337 with the ways of computers. No one knows exactly where he came from. All we know is that he is here and we cannot get him to leave.
Superpowers: A keen wit, master of rhetoric, deep thought, appreciation for all aspects of life.
Weaknesses: Girls in school girl uniforms catholic of Japanese, Cluck-U Chicken
Instruments: Guitar, Harmonica, and is Lead Singer of 3HM
Jonas!
The master architect of the signature 3HM tunes that you just can't get out of your head, even though you feel the need to put a drill in your skull. Also owner of Poseur Records, the premier label of all fake bands, and of course the label of 3HM. He's the "rock dude", kind of like Jacob of O-Town, his favorite band ever.
Weaknesses: goody goody girls (like Rory on Gilmore Girls), sushi (salmon, eel, soft-shell crab)
Archenemies: skinny trendy vegan Asian girls who listen to ska
Instruments: Guitar, Keyboard, Tambourine, Yelling