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Lost Folktunes of Melee Island cd cover |
The Later Years |
Unfinished Songs / The Compass (no mp3s) / (side project) |
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1. I Like Coke * 2. Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century 3. Omni-Tek is Your Friend * 4. Five Second Stare * 5. Hawaii Five-oh-oh 6. L33T 7. Not a Song I 8. Not a Song II |
Abstract Rejection Concept Army of Hot Dogs * Ctrl.Alt.Del * Emo is not a Word [H]ardcore (Ode to Nue Process) Hentai Leigh Not a Song III ShiXcore Yay for Fat Girls (The Ska Song) |
Coffin Surfing USA The David Johnston Marching Anthem * Fast Food Fascist Insecurity One Hour of Sleep Please Don't Make me Go to School Weekends All Alone at Home Dying Star * Lead Lines to the Stars Paint me a Jackson Pollock |
* denotes a worldwide sensation and super hit #1!
I Like Coke [mp3]
coke, coke, i like coke
that's all i have in my life
i like coke everyday
help me waste life, life away
it's my only friend
escapism, in a can
and i want some coke
coke, coke give me my coke
it ain't no joke
just give me some coke
coke, coke, i want coke
give me coke right now!
i want, want my coke
give me some freakin' coke
i'll hit you in the head
unless you give me a can of coke
i got... my coke.... yeah!
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Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century [mp3]
sherlock holmes in the 22nd century. eyes and brains dear watson, eyes and brain.
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Omni-Tek is Your Friend [mp3]
omni-tek is your friend. kill a clansman and be happy tomorrow. remember to use your new gun on a clan member. omni-tek is your friend. you're lucky to be one of us.
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Five Second Stare [mp3]
five second stare
you're not looking back at me
i guess you're not interested
my efforts are so useless
oh well, i'll try again
hey, there's another girl there
and she has cutey short blonde hair
i think i'll push my luck
and give her myyyyyy...
five second stare
dammit she's not looking back either
and then she turned to her friends
and they all cracked up
i am not sure what it's about
but i think they are laughing at me
that's okay, or so i guess
i can always do my
five second stare
look at me
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Hawaii Five-oh-oh [mp3]
thankfully, this song has no words. unfortunately, it has babblin' joe making weird noises.
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L33T [mp3]
yo, what up g
i'm in the house
with big faggot sam
and daisy the mouse
got nothing to do
ain't nothing much to say
just sit around
rapping our lives away
we're cool l33t h4x0rs hacking the world
i'm lurking the board
i'm flipping the chords
you don't know what i say
just go away
so please do as you may
we're here to stay
h4x0rS forever
we're l33t
we can't be beat
it's no easy feat
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Not a Song I [mp3]
babblin' joe being bitchy and dumb.
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Not a Song II [mp3]
babblin' joe's mom yells at him and his band for sucking so much.
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Abstract Rejection Concept [mp3]
art is interpretation
[something something] trepidation
flung outward thoughts stuck on paper
submission to monopoly
art it cannot be
just ink and page and paper pen
is it for you wretched whores?
no talent required
no greatness inspired
of all the things she said to me
art it cannot be
include a picture [something something]
teenager angst in my head
[blah blah] photography
malpracticed cardiology
i would like [blah blah]
great photography introspections
is it because she's naked?
no talent required
no greatness inspired
of all the things she said to me
art it cannot be
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Army of Hot Dogs [mp3]
army of hot dogs
army of hot dogs
let's all fight for the
army of hot dogs
start the revolucion
worldwide emancipation
new rules and regulations
for a brand new generation
in this army there's no controlling fascists
because i hate those green beret elitists
there's no need to run a hundred miles a day
and physical fatness is the only way
we're for peace and not for war
end world hunger we go so far
on scooters with nathan's hats
we're out to get you if you don't like fat
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Ctrl.Alt.Del [mp3]
everything started off okay
didn't need to defrag today
we just talked and you just smiled at me
then a sector went all wrong
and the scandisk ran too long
and our relationship blue screened
got into a stupid fight
the arguments lasted all night
but i'm not the kind that'd hack into your mind
i'd just rather sit and wait
for the heat to dissipate
i'll remember to buy a heatsink for next time
ctrl alt delete RESTART
you overclock my heart
when our bios has been crashed
and our relationship's been trashed
that's when we need give it another start
would we be alright again
would i get a second chance
if i go out and buy a new ratpad for you
then you can change the way you feel
fragging away in unreal
vent your anger so we can begin anew
you're still my techie girl
who would never use aol
i don't care what your 3dmark is
somehow that's just not enough
our quirrels just won't stop
you and i both know that we need this
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Emo is not a Word [mp3]
emo is not a word
despite what you have heard
emo is not a word
so shut up you stupid nerd
emo is not a word
and fuck off you puny turd
emo is not a word
don't cry now because you're hurt
those glasses look stupid anyway
and those tight shirts make you gay
you know what they all say
emo boys want it THAT way
WAH!
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[H]ardcore (Ode to Nue Process) [mp3]
in addition to being fucking assholes, we are in fact the people who ruined hardcore. this song is not crucial.
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Hentai [mp3]
immerse in fantasy
where i rock their world
emerge to reality
where i can't get a girl
schoolgirl uniforms
short skirts and boots
skulls broken hearts torn
trace problems to the roots
hentai
am i deranged
hentai
am i insane
hentai
am i deranged
the only joy is in the games
bakayaro chasing plaid skirts
kick me between the knees
your diminished love screams of hurt
run away from me
think i am perverted
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Leigh [mp3]
finally, i get to sing these words to you
to tell you all the things i want to do
to go to your house
hang around about
and point my telescope to your room
i really, i would do anything for you
but i don't want to wait for my turn in the queue
behind other guys
who should fucking die
you know skiba will soon meet his doom
only you can make me happy
i want (to) leigh (lay) mcnally
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Not a Song III [mp3]
before there was an army of hot dogs, there was the army of fuck ups.
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ShiXCore [mp3]
we ruined hardcore again, but we're DIY to the bone!
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Yay for Fat Girls (The Ska Song) [mp3]
i hate those goddamn asians
all the girls are so damn thin
i think that it's disgusting
i can see bones through their skin
i love the fat girls (pick it up!)
i heart the fat girls (pick it up!)
especially if all the fat is on their chests
don't be vegan and don't work out
i don't care if your bod's so tight
i'd rather have those love handles
that i can hold onto all night
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Coffin Surfing USA
you'll never leave the house
you'll never leave the couch
the only way you'll leave is in a coffin
die now so we can go surfing
coffin surfing usa
the only way to be is free and freedom is a wave
tonight everybody gets laid
die right now, go to hell, or better yet go ride a swell
if you're dead your casket will float
then we can meet all the surfer girls
hang ten on a woody
a stiff corpse makes the best surface
we'll ride the waves out so far
'til the crests of blood drench the shore
please die now
i want to hit the seas
with a coffin underneath me
i'll be shooting the breeze
everybody go surfing
coffin surfing usa
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The David Johnston Marching Anthem
he's a proper gentleman
he always hold open the door
he loves the environment
he picks garbage off the floor
he loves his family
he thinks his mum is hip and cool
he is such a good kid
he always gets straight As in school
he's david johnston, david johnston
one of a kind, but third in family line
he's david johnston, david johnston
a best mate of mine, those sweatervests are fine
come on kids, let's sing it again for dave!
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Fast Food Fascist
i just wanted some kfc
she said no, grease is bad for you
yeah but it tastes so good
let's have some kfc and don't forget the crispy strips
i just wanted some french fries
she said no, junk food is bad for you
but let's have some it tastes so good
no drink coke but drink diet instead
she's a fast food fascist
she won’t let me eat anything
she's a fast food fascist
to her food is mean
so I smacked her with a baseball bat
and then her skull broke in half
she's dead and all is good
beause now I can get some fast food
the fast food facist is dead
everyone eat your food and enjoy while you can cause soon we're gonna be dead from eating too much fat
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Insecurity
i can never talk to you
no matter what i do
you're always better than me
what's my problem? can't you see
you're so perfect
you make me so insecure
i've got problems
and there's just no cure
my biceps not big enough to hold you tight
i am too weak to stay up with you all night
i am too lame to understand all your jokes
and i am dumber than that ernest bloke
you're so perfect
you make me so insecure
i've got problems
and there's just no cure
please tell me you don't care
please tell me you don't care
how i am too fat too dumb
too weak too ugly and too drunk
please tell me that you don't care
oh yeah, my dick is probably too small too...
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One Hour of Sleep
i used to sleep and now i don't
for that many a year ago
i realized with an hour of sleep a day
i will be good to go
so i take my hour and i go
waste extra time doing nothing at all
oh well nothing is the most worthwhile thing
that you can do in this world of present tense
where time exists only in the past
and the future is just a channel away
oh well maybe i just don't sleep 'cause
i spend my time daydream of better things
things better than those that exist
but existence is subjective, and
maybe my delusional rants is a sign that i need more sleep
it's 12:22
i shall pretend to sleep now
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Please Don't Make me Go to School
i'd wake up with the same thought (Every second of everyday) in side my head everyday~
wondering where my life, my life when astray~
but then it all it comes back, turns around~
and my hopes they fail and falter (right) to the ground~
and all i'm left with is a single thought inside my head~
go the fuck away and let me stay in bed~
i don't want to go to school [oh oh no]~
you can't make be go to school [woah oh no]~
please don't make me go to school [please say so]~
but in the end of all the comes what may
i still stuck in school every [fuckin'](single) day~
but then i think bout the times way back when~
when i'd chill at school with all my friends~
but then i realize that was just a dream--
for friends are never, never what they seem~
now i'm awake, i got nothing else to do~
it sucks that i have to waste my time, (waste my time on) you~
but perhaps today it won't quite so bad-
but fuck it, i'm still pissed, (pissed) off like mad--!
i'm going back to bed!!!!
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Weekends All Alone at Home
i stay alone in my room.
all day, with nothing to say.
i just sit and stare and
have no friends that care
i stare at the wall,
while listening to its call.
pondering philosophy,
i wonder what is real.
Wonder if i know how to feel,
when can i begin to heal?
i stare into the radiation beast.
as i escape to another world
the portal consumes me all.
just wondering when will i land
whatever happened to my plans?
my lack of probelms is a shame
i don't want to play any more games,
i just want something to be real
and to know how to feel.
screw philosophy give me ignorance
then i can go to sleep. but,
to avoid the thoughts that i have once been shown,
i stay awake and look for solice in cyber space.
wondering why am i all alone on the weekend
if this is my prison, then i'd rather have no home.
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{the/compass} is Three Headed Monkey's Dashboard-listening emo cousin that gets beat up at family gatherings. These are the whinings that ensued in the boys bathroom.
Dying Star [mp3]
my heart aches like my throat
and my sore pushes the pain threshhold
i can't place the words to this tune
and i can't stop my ever coughing
altoids, tictacs they don't really help
i'm alone and whine to myself
i can't place the words to this tune
and i can't stop my ever coughing
it feels as if i've swallowed a dying star
and it exploded right inside my heart
a black hole formed right in my body
sucking out the essense of my life
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Lead Lines to the Stars [mp3]
away from the sun, stretches a line out, up 2.4 cm from the end. parallel lines up over triangle lines, doubled in time. up and out over redrawn lines, ice melted away starry night. fire melts the ashes erases mistakes. crying lead tears, comet above, left the orbit, and took my love. Finding my own [blah blah], hoping to return all that was lost. Bring my comet home, restore my love.
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Paint me a Jackson Pollock [mp3]
my life is scattered on the canvas, some call it art and others call it worthless junk. the black paint trips over grey. the situations and the mess that i create. if only i am like kris roe and use the word "love" 37 times in every song i write, then i would stop hating my abstract existence and this world that i live in.
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